Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how ASD, Senior Senior, and DG are feeling right now. Angry? Sure. Betrayed? Definitely. When ASD walked into her favourite neighbourhood watering hole last night, she was in high spirits. She had a smart, sexy, fun man on her arm. She had, moments earlier, eaten her first ever pickled egg. Imagine her joy, then, at discovering Ron Ron seated at a window-facing table near the front of the bar! ASD is (was) proud to have Ron Ron as a friend, and she was delighted at the opportunity to show him off to her date, to prove that she does in fact have cool friends, a life outside of books and booze. It's with a heavy heart that I explain what unfolded next.
ASD, Charming Man, and Ron Ron retired to the back patio. Some issues of a personal nature were discussed, and ASD and Charming Man lent sympathetic ears, sipping their Guinnesses and nodding reassuringly for they are basically saints. Sometimes a perfectly lovely picnic is destroyed by a sudden thunderstorm. Sometimes a delightful summer at Camp Crystal Lake is ruined by a masked psycho named Jason Voorhees. Sometimes a wicked bonding sesh is decimated by Ron Ron, who announces that he's chosen his band over The Team for the second time in three weeks. ASD wept openly on the patio. Ron Ron yelled and punched her in the eye. Charming Man broke a chair over Ron Ron's head. ASD screamed. Ron Ron fled into the night.
Team Club is carrying on as usual on Tuesday, minus the traitor who is forfeiting his turn to select, making it ASD's turn instead.
4 comments:
too much!
are you referring to your own actions? if so, i agree: too much.
he does look evil in that picture.
This is outrageous. Team Club is cancelled indefinately due to Ron Ron's lack of testicular fortitude.
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