This is a disappointing post in Team Club's history because it marks a fracture in the unity of the group as some members refuse to contribute to our mighty on line log. But I hold no grudges and gladly take up the account of A.S.D's pick. The evening started with confusion as A.S.D was found on D.G's front porch peeking through the blinds with a tin of cookies and The Devil's Backbone tucked under her arm. She was panicked and a little pissed off and as Senior Senior mounted the porch without getting off his bike (he just rode it up the two dozen stairs like it was no big deal) A.S.D could be heard asking "where the hell is everybody?" The tardiness was explained. A.S.D composed herself and handed Senior Senior one of the most delicious cookies the man has ever tasted. The two found shelter from the drizzle in the backyard where A.S.D. smoked and reiterated "the whole point of Team Club", which is "commitment and sacrifice".
In time the other members arrived and the group continued to chill in the backyard. Snake Mountain Blues was discussed, as were other possibilities for the posse's future but nothing was finalized. Ron Ron was given a hard time for putting his head down on the table and having a small nap before we went into watch the movie.
Inside, everyone got comfortable, A.S.D donned the "picker's uniform", we all commented on how good she looked in it and began the movie. The response to the foreign horror was underwhelming. No one in the group really felt scared or that invested in the characters but everyone agreed that the movie did have its moments. The viewing also had a despicable and shameful display of napping by Senior Senior, who nodded off for five to ten minutes. He felt bad but can not be resented for his personal dream quest because he had run a marathon earlier that day and also done in the neighborhood of 900 push-ups on his lunch break at work.
The main talking point that A.S.D brought to the table: would you drink the devil's backbone to get your groove back? For of D.G. and Ron Ron the question meant some serious soul searching. Senior Senior was inclined towards yes but was still unsure and A.S.D. who had already seen the movie and had plenty of time to think about it knew for sure that she would dip a ladle in beside the fetus and toss back the sexy nectar.
The square is now perfect. The circle is complete. Next week it begins again. The wheel of time. The four conners. The team and the club. D.G's pick.
3 comments:
hey, i was just coming on here to post. give me a break, alright?
Where then, is your post baby? Has it all been said? Has it really all been said? or is this comment it?
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