Shattered

"To cause to break or burst suddenly into pieces, as with a violent blow"

It is with these solemn words that one can describe this week's Team Club meeting. Ron Ron, last seen at a local Wal-Mart (allegedly looking for toilet paper), has made the grave mistake of carelessness involving large quadrupedal mammals (see below).

These large galloping beasts are inherently capable of simple 'springsteen-like' rock songs and are apparently performing in a boat in a few weeks. Ron Ron is fabled to be attending the voyage and has even begun to grow sharp, pointy ears and a small tuft of fur on his upper anus for the occasion. Regrettably, these furry exaptations will inhibit his Tuesday appearance at the Indian Grove meeting temple.

Team Club members are distraught and Ron Ron's emotions are a crumpled and stuck together like dung particles caught on a shaggy mammal's behind.

No news yet on whether or not Team Club will postpone the meeting until tomorrow night or what sort of punishment will ensue for intra-member betrayal. More news will come when it becomes available but for now, keep on Teaming.